See this fuck face? His name is Elias Z*z**ta. If you're from Tucson, and you've spent any amount of time at any of the dirty bookstores on Oracle, Campbell or 22nd streets, then you'll recognize his face, or his cock depending on what your experience with him has been.
I met Elias waaaaaay back in 1997, during one of my weaker moments, in the 4th floor bathroom of the Main Library at the University of Arizona. Before there were any of the sex websites, during last days of the dinosaurs, there was a social network (not Facebook) of people who were in the know. They were, and continue to be, people of all shapes and sizes, and of varying backgrounds. There was a time when one could strike up a conversation after a bit of perfunctory and perhaps awkward introduction and ask what was where and who was there, what type of people could you expect and the level of fun you could have. Elias was not one of the people---he simply does not have the intelligence or the depth of memory to recall those things. I digress.
Spring 1997, I learn where all the action is on campus. I visit the restroom and through the crack between the urinal I was using and the stall next to the urinal I was using, I could see Elias' eye staring at me with invitation. Having believed I scored a catch, I immediately knocked on the door of the stall. Out he pops (no pun intended), oddly shaped penis and all getting ready for what he expected would be the blowjob of his life. Forget it. That isn't my style. I like the hunt, rather than the catch. After some discussion which concluded in a raincheck for a date later, I left with what I thought would be a friend. Famous last words.
Between that time and the present, Elias was arrested twice by Tucson Police for public indecency. The first time was for "grabbing himself" near the now infamous Greasewood Park and the second time at Kennedy Park in a public restroom after soliciting sex in a public restroom.
If you see Elias, stay away, or you'll regret having met him.
